Maroon 5 & Jason Segel: WOOT!!!

I’ve never been to a real concert before. Those bright flashing disco lights, the screaming girls up front right next to the stage, the pulsing bodies pressed up against each other, the cell-phones raised like beacons, the powerful vocals drowned in insanely loud music– nope, none of it– not till tonight. Maroon 5 was playing at St. John’s just a few hours ago, and I was smack in the middle of all that excitement. Can I hear a: Woot! Woot! ?

My hands went up of their own accord. I was screaming so hard I damn near forgot myself– as did most of the people all around me. And that was before the show even began.

But when it did:

Adam Levine. One word: HOT!

Okay, maybe  more than one word. 13 energy-packed song performances: some lively, some with the tempo real slow, a little country to mix it up, a bit of Alicia Keys appreciation and all the while, Adam Levine’s amazing vocals, personality, and–let’s face it– just all out hotness, carrying the show. I’m sorry Mr. James Valentine and all the rest of Maroon 5, it was just really hard to see you with Adam’s awesomeness clouding up the stage.

But my personal highlight of the event/ weekend/year remains Jason Segel– How I Met Your Mother, Forgetting Sarah Marshal, I Love You Man, Knocked Up

Crooning into the appreciative ears of our very Catholic audience:

Tell me would it be wrong for me to use my celebrity status to make love to a college girl tonight?

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Call me if you need me

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Only call me if you need me

…Don’t miss this one time offer

You get to sleep with Jason Segel freshman year

….So bring your friend to my swanky Manhattan hotel

Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshal

There were no special effects…No, No special effects…

So if you liked what you saw

Well, that’s exactly what I’m working with

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Only call me if you need me

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But only call me if you’re disease-free

Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshal

There were no special effects…No, No special effects…

So if you thought it was small, if you thought it was small

…well then your boyfriend is probably NOT white.

 

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